willstr1:

thetardis:

Addendum: Doctor who?

Lets see how i do at the triva questions
Fortnight - a weekend? a couple of days? 
Knackered - torn up, messed up
Queue - a line
Quid - a pound (as in currency)
Slag - waste product
Wanker - general insult referring to a “self pleaser” 
pants v trousers - no clue
i love the Beatles
ID this person - looks like maybe a young Steven Fry
Doctor Who - no his name is The Doctor
IF some one who is British could check this for me i would love to know how I did. 

Hmm, well let’s see… *retrieves red pen*
Fortnight: two weeks. 0 pointsKnackered: You came close, it can mean ‘messed up’ but it can also mean ‘tired’.So it’s used like either, “That machine is knackered,” or “I’m knackered after staying up last night.” 1/2 pointsQueue: you are correct! 1 pointQuid: Correct again! 1 pointSlag: Actually I think that’s what it originally was, but I’ve only ever heard it used as a slightly milder version of ‘slut’. So if you actually come to Britain don’t use it! 1/2 pointWanker: Yeppers. 1 pointPants vs trousers: In Britain, trousers are what Americans call pants, and pants are what Americans call underwear. Girl’s underwear is ‘knickers’. Interesting eh? 0 points On the questions of the Beatles, Stephen Fry and Doctor Who you are correct, and in my opinion that’s enough to let you in. Welcome to Britain!

willstr1:

thetardis:

Addendum: Doctor who?

Lets see how i do at the triva questions

  • Fortnight - a weekend? a couple of days? 
  • Knackered - torn up, messed up
  • Queue - a line
  • Quid - a pound (as in currency)
  • Slag - waste product
  • Wanker - general insult referring to a “self pleaser” 
  • pants v trousers - no clue
  • i love the Beatles
  • ID this person - looks like maybe a young Steven Fry
  • Doctor Who - no his name is The Doctor

IF some one who is British could check this for me i would love to know how I did. 

Hmm, well let’s see… *retrieves red pen*

Fortnight: two weeks. 0 points
Knackered: You came close, it can mean ‘messed up’ but it can also mean ‘tired’.
So it’s used like either, “That machine is knackered,” or “I’m knackered after staying up last night.” 1/2 points
Queue: you are correct! 1 point
Quid: Correct again! 1 point
Slag: Actually I think that’s what it originally was, but I’ve only ever heard it used as a slightly milder version of ‘slut’. So if you actually come to Britain don’t use it! 1/2 point
Wanker: Yeppers. 1 point
Pants vs trousers: In Britain, trousers are what Americans call pants, and pants are what Americans call underwear. Girl’s underwear is ‘knickers’. Interesting eh? 0 points

On the questions of the Beatles, Stephen Fry and Doctor Who you are correct, and in my opinion that’s enough to let you in. Welcome to Britain!

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